Beat eggs until combined, proceed to next step.
If you have a food processor (like a Ninja or other brand) throw ALL of the ingredients into it and blend until smooth. Skip to Step 4 while feeling really freaking smart. Otherwise, proceed to Step 2.
With a mixer or chopper, blend the cottage cheese to remove all of the lumps so it's smooth.
Add eggs and remaining ingredients to cottage cheese then stir to combine.
Pour onto a hot, lightly greased skillet or griddle using a 1/4 cup measuring cup. Cook over medium heat until the edges are no longer shiny and the bubbles are breaking. Flip and cook other side until browned.